Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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