Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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