What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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