So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Someone came in the potted fern
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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