I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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