Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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