I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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