i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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