no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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