am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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