somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
You can't just leave with hair like that
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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