I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
this just has baby written all over it
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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