Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Farmville is her only friend.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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