I only kidnapped one of them. chill
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
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