hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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