im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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