it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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