There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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