i don't like sucking hair
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
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