id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
