smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
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What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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