i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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