ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I just found puke in my bra..
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Randomize
