I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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