I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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