Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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