i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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