Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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