Did you just see the Batmobile???
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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