i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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