I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Randomize
