come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Randomize
