lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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