nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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