somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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