god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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