i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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