He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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