Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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