He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
