I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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