ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
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