I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
im calling her cock vulture from now on
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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