How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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