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Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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