we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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