3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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