You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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