Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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