If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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