shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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