we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Randomize
