white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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