The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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